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Wendy in FL - Keeper of Clay's Nipple Hair
I'm still the NIPPLE HAIR KEEPER DAMMITT!!!!
2003-07-27 00:09:57
Wendy in FL
Oh and also the keeper of his "eyebrow raise" and keeper of his "meat" ...
2003-07-27 01:37:46
Kelly
Is this the keeper request thread? Can I be keeper of Clay's foot veins? and also his Uvula? Please
2003-07-25 13:59:43
2003-07-27 12:48:45
Melissa
The most terrifying thing? I'm sure some of those are already taken. But seriously, can I be the Keeper of Clay's Pupils?
2003-07-25 14:19:48
2003-07-27 12:49:01
Gumphood
You missed Keeper of Clay's large and small intestine.
2003-07-25 14:21:47
2003-07-27 12:49:20
Terry
You are too funny!! I'll be the keeper of CLAY's fantasies.
2003-07-25 14:23:10
2003-07-27 12:49:42
Karen W.
Marie, AS long as we're talking about Clay's Keeperships & the ridiculousness of it. I HAVE to AGREE with you-Big TIME!! I admit to actually loving his QUIRKiness... ALOT!!...makes him more HUMAN. ....SO, in SUMMATION... I'd like to be Keeper of Clay's PHOBIAS...All of them-water, cats, bridges...etc. etc. Reason Being...I've got many myself-So if Clay can do what he's doing so well, despite his phobias-than SO CAN I!! Back to the Keeperships Topic, again. MY opinion-VERY HIGHSCHOOL!!???
2003-07-25 14:23:33
2003-07-27 12:50:08
Katynka (Kat)
Can I call dibs on Keepership of the Pancake Make-up on Clay's Feet, or is that a violation of rule #15,427 of the offical keepership rulebook? (from someone who now has one foot firmly planted in each faction.)
2003-07-25 14:29:48
2003-07-27 12:50:29
Carol
Funny, funny stuff. You can keep it all. I'll just love him from afar. Just lurking- can't stop!
2003-07-25 14:36:19
2003-07-27 12:50:48
Sherry
I wanna be the Keeper of Clay's Booger Finger.
2003-07-25 15:03:50
2003-07-27 12:51:10
Joanne
Oh, I love you, Marie!
2003-07-25 15:21:18
2003-07-27 12:51:25
Nelle
Um, Clay likes pepperoni on his pizza, and I'm, like, already the Keeper of Clay's Pizza Pepperoni, and, like, if you didn't know that already, then, you know, that's totally not kewl, and I think you should turn in your CM#.
2003-07-25 15:35:40
2003-07-27 12:51:43
Morrigan
HAA! Hilarious! I've always thought the Keepership thing was absolutely ludicrous, but who am I to buzz-kill a fellow Clayfan. It's especially funny to think someone can be the Keeper of the Lack of something (i.e. your Lack of Noticeable Bodyfat idea). Let's just end it all once and for all by becoming the - KEEPER OF ALL CLAY-RELATED THINGS NOT ALREADY KEPT!!! Owned!
2003-07-25 15:49:04
2003-07-27 12:52:18
Kelly
LOL Melissa! Believe it or not there is a Keeper of Clay's Irises! Sheesh! Keeper of Clay's Foot Veins and Uvula
2003-07-25 15:54:34
2003-07-27 12:52:35
Lynn
ROFLMFAO! Marie u r too funny!!!! Gotta love it!! Soooooooooooo can I be the keeper of "Clay's bathwater". Can I can huh huh???????
2003-07-25 15:56:29
2003-07-27 12:52:57
Wendy in FL
Has anyone signed on for "nipple hairs" ?? I'll take good care of them, I promise!! Wendy in FL ... Keeper of Clay's nipple hairs...
2003-07-25 16:32:40
2003-07-27 12:53:25
Marie
Okay, great, now I have to go make the list, cross reference it against all other keeper sites, email people with duplicate requests, make the main keeper page AND find a new avatar for my siggy. DAMMIT!
2003-07-25 16:40:51
2003-07-27 12:53:44
Pats
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! You're the Keeper of MY funny bone (I know that sounds lewd, but it's not.) Marie, I couldn't agree with you more, but you sure know how to say it best.
2003-07-25 18:10:09
2003-07-27 12:54:00
Linda
Well, uh... since know one claimed it, I'll... uh, take some of Clay's uh, welll.... shall we say, umm... spunk?! I bet if I checked ebay, someone would have a Ziploc bag of it!
2003-07-25 19:04:53
2003-07-27 12:54:15
Jet/Jenette
Well I will love be Keeper Of Clays underwear purple is his choice of color... to go with all his collectable undies from his LBFCA...which are also purple...red???? ...anyone !!! I'll keep them all neat,clean and tidy with with Downy Detergent and Downy Softener...all for our Downy ball....
2003-07-25 20:54:26
2003-07-27 12:54:34
Bailey
Hehehe, thanks for the laugh... the keeper deal's a bit out of sane... you're craaaazy funny! i love it! :D sigh i call the keepership of clay's pengina ::licks:: thepenginawiththethighsandwhitepants=X ::runs away:: clay... can i lick your pengina?
2003-07-26 13:03:09
2003-07-27 12:54:50
Sandy
I hereby respectfully submit my request to be keeper of the following: one (1) pubic hair found on Clay's bathroom floor; the pair of underwear he peed in in the third grade when Scotty Underwood made him laugh too hard when he shot milk out of his nose; any and all spittle of Clay's; and Henry Winkler's Fonzie jacket. Thanks!
2003-07-27 00:25:15
2003-07-27 12:55:08
Marie
Um, Sandy, maybe you didn't read carefully enough, but I have already claimed Clay's sneeze spit. I can give you cough spit or accidental spit while talking, but not all spit. Sorry, those are the rules.
2003-07-27 15:00:52
Tanya a/k/a T_Lady
Since the initials of the name of my company (Clerical -insert office related H word here - Alternatives) match that of Mr. Precious Twitch, I, T_Lady, do hereby claim Keepership of HIS initials, CHA. *the company name actually came before AI2 began.
2003-07-28 12:15:32
Marie
I just remembered that I "called" Trey Parker and J.K. Rowling on kitchenlogic's Celebrity Dibs thingy. I just like to point out my own hypocrisy so no one else has to bother.
2003-08-01 17:30:52
celebhith
I'll make it easy on you all.... I'll just keep Clay!!!
2003-08-14 08:59:00
Janelle
Since everyone else is being dirty, I might as well be. I want to be keeper of the noises he makes when he masterbates, and the tissue he uses when he's done!
2003-08-31 03:54:43
Trudi - ClaynadianMomma
I am still AMAZED that he couldn't figure out why somebody would send him a turkey-baster!!!!
I confess to having signed up through Neurox to be keeper of how he sings "water" in BOTW - because I don't want "them" to mess up something so precious (oclay, ANYTHING about gorgeous) - o gosh!!! I am having a Gollum moment... My Precioussssss ....
From here, let's see, I'll take ...hmmm.... I wonder if he has an itchy spot.... I'd scratch it for him whenever he wants....
2003-09-06 06:49:42
Casey
This is the best ab workout I've ever had!!! Excuse me while I pee myself...
2003-12-06 00:02:32
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